Building jokes
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
I think that church is boring.
What can you build with people? A boat!
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?
Asking for a friend.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.