Building jokes
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
I'll rate this a 9/11.
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
I found this at school.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.