I found this at school.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
