why did the romans build stright roads so the pachy bastards didny build corner shops
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on Top of a sky scraper , jump
9/11 is like me after im finished with my lego house. I destroy it 😄🤣
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11
why were the twin towers mad when they ordered pizza
One arived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
What mistake did the manager of the twin towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets
My wife told me I could never ever build a car out of spaghetti , you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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whats the twin towers' favorite type of transport? PLANES
This ain't a joke, But the twin towers said their favorite number is 911
Why does Trump play Minecraft? Cuz he can build walls
What does a pencil and a plan of in common?
They were both in the twin towers.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Why don't Indians play soccer? -Coz every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers \..is that they collapsed faster then my grandma heuhfuwvuhwnefudhnweufhwuerhfiuwero0iuruqei9ri0op-or029t5093-854984598948598495io4k5ihwjfpeepee
what do you get if a disabled person falls of a building Mash potatoes
Sorry for this Pick Up Line
Are you a building because i rate you 911 so let me put my plane in a let kids fall out
we used to be the tallest buildings in new york...
then we took an arab to the knee
Whats wost than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
