Building jokes
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”
The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.