Building jokes

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

I'll rate this a 9/11.

I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.

I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.

Man, I love working at the orphanage.

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.

I found this at school.

Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.

I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?

Two large plains.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.

Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.

9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.

What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?

The 43rd floor.

Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?

Because it's an easy target.

A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”

The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

"What did one wall say to the other?"

"I'll meet you at the corner!"

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

They both used to be straight.

I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.