Building jokes
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”
The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.