Building jokes
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
I'll rate this a 9/11.
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
I found this at school.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”
The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.