Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
