Building jokes
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.