Building jokes
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"