Building

Building jokes

Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?

My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

Because they have already lost their towers.

Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.

My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔

- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.

- How did the gay person die? Homicide.

- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.

- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.

- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.

- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.

- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.