Building

Building Jokes

Class

Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.

Tower

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

Because they have already lost their towers.

Reader

Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.

Twin Towers

Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.

Twin Towers

What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?

He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.

Wife

My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!

World Trade Center

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔

Emo

- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.

- How did the gay person die? Homicide.

- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.

- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.

- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.

- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.

- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.

Tower

When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.

Pencil

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.

Dad

The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.

Emo

What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?

An emo.