Broke jokes

"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?

A: He broke his funny bone!

I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "John." "John who?" John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.

They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.

My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.

Sike, that's the wrong number!

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The belt broke.

Let me tell you a story.

There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.

He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.

He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.

One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair. But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.

She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.

I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.

"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.

Why did 1 break the door open? Because 2, 3, 4.

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.

So the other day I saw a homeless man. He tried to mug me. I let him.

I had nothing on me either. (I'm on the next block over.)