Broke Jokes

My pensil sharpener broke so now my pensil is poinless.

A man broke into stevie wonders house and threatened to kill his wife

He just turned a blind eye

A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.

What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car? "How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"

where did steven hawkings go when he broke his leg? hospital or curries pc world

Q:How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?

A:all your home work and the Rubix cube u spent a year on and still can’t solve it is solved🤓🤓🤓🤓

Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and was everything OK with his wife flo. He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could but he just couldn't get overflow

Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?

Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good so he started selling it to taco bell then ate a cow all the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then game them some toe jam they loved it so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam it was so good then one of the aliens ate there dog so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.