Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
My pencil sharpener broke, so now my pencil is pointless.
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
where did steven hawkings go when he broke his leg? hospital or curries pc world
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.
He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!
