Smash or pass jokes

Iceberg

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Smash or pass?

"Smash," said the iceberg.

TItanic:...

9/11

FailTesty · 3 years ago

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.

Self

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

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Smash or pass memes

Twin Towers

Arin Hanson · 3 years ago

Smash or pass the Twin Towers?

Planes: Smash

Smash

Turky · 6 years ago

When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.

Year

Kobe! · 5 years ago

After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.

Fighter

Honest Penaldo Fan · 4 years ago

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

Would You Rather

Mooky · 6 years ago

Friend 1: Eyyy gurl

Me: Hey! (Fake smile)

Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?

6 hours later

Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?

Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?

Girl

Anonymous · 4 years ago

I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.