Smash or pass jokes

You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.

When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.

Smash or pass the Twin Towers?

Planes: Smash

2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.

A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"

But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"

Me: Do you like smash?

Friend: Smash Rolls?

Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!

Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

Smash or pass?

"Smash," said the iceberg.

TItanic:...

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.