Bro jokes
Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.
I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag. Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad. Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad. Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass. Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass. Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass. Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass. Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that. Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at. If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac. Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat. Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Expectation: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!"
Reality: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather."
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
My heart says to stop because it hurts.
Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
"My wife is so crazy," said Beatem's McSmasher.
"Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch.
"She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!"
"You getting kicked out, bro?"
"Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor."
"Is she one of them woke bitches?"
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.