Bro the air planes that crashed darn it they got mvp
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
The man says can you hump me so the other boy says bro bro bro bro bro
Bro the twin towers are like my grandpa and his friends one survived/ my grandpa the others have fallen/ his friends
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes! "
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon"
Bro why does Ohio look like fallout 4
I was joking about self harm to my friend and she told me to CUT it out, I couldn't even laugh. When we were at the self checkout she started scanning my arms, I asked her what she was doing she said, ̈Trying to see if it beeps, ya think id get it to work if I scanned your thighs? ̈ I said, ̈Nah bro you'd overload the system if you put it there. ̈
One man said "the audacity on that deaf kid."
The other man said "bro does even have audio."
Bro I thought your hair line was the dorito logo
Me:bro i don't think the twin towers will ever order pizza again friend: why Me: because when they ordered pepperoni all they got was plane
Dude people gotta stop letting 9 11 jokes fly around like bro ur gonna my my brain explode
BRO IS SOOOOO FINE
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11
3 guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet and the psycho one says "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have"
The first guy says "Ha! My girlfriend has 6! I'm racked up!" The second guy said "Eh, I am happy with 2 balls" The third guy said "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says "Bro you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?:
Are you serious right neow bro
I forgot you cant make depression jokes outside of twitter lmao my coworker was like “you ready for this year to be over?” I was like “im ready for this life to be over” he was like bro what
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?" Kid: "A leopard." Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air." Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Bro they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket
Bro you were born in a local 7 eleven bathroom
Bro if I die I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of c4 at a furry convention
