Bro jokes

Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"

The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"

A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"

Are you serious right now, bro?

I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"

I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"

Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"

Kid: "A leopard."

Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."

Kid: "Broooooooooooo."

Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.

Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.

Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.

Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.

Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.

The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.

Bro, WW2 was just a joke.

Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?

Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!

I look at your bro.

And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.