Bro jokes
*Me walking into the nail salon* Hi, I'm here for my 3:45 appointment.
*Nail tech:* Ok, sweety, come and sit down.
*Me sits down in the chair*
*Nail tech:* You want long nail, short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. Ok.
*gives me short nail* Bro, I asked for long nail, but you said BF, but u look lesbian.
*walks out without paying*
*Nail tech gives money to a customer* There u win.
*customer:* I told u she would.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Go touch some grass, bro.
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
I love balls, bro. So do you.
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
Bros got barcode arms.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.