Breakup jokes

My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.

What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?

Explosion.

Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher? Because there was no chemistry...

When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.

The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂

My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.

What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?

One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.

My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.

I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.