Breakup jokes
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
Boy: "My girlfriend didn't dump me, I dumped her..."
Off the nearby cliff.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
I lost my driver's license today. I hit my ex with my car.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.
I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
This goes out to my ex no name droppin tho
SHES FAT!!
W BOBBYYYYYYYY
Yk what the worst type of breakup is
Community talk
I loved you I’m sorry, you were the best and you were the worst, as sick as it sounds I loved you first. I was a bitch it is what it is.
i miss him but i dont wanna look pathetic
Me and him are over. He was a waste of my time and is a pedophile and a disgusting person.