Breakfast jokes

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What do Africans eat for breakfast?

E-bola Cornflakes.

Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.

Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.

Say "I hop in this:".

I made you eat your peas! 🤦

Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.

Amber Heard's Morning Routine

Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.

What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.

How do you spell ihop?

Then spell ihop and say "ness".

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.

I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.

Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.

You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.

What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?

Because it’s the only magical string in his life.

What is an egg joke?

Egg-xcellent question!

You know why morning food digests so quickly.

Because it breaks fast.

Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.

The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."

A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”