New Breakfast Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian and I know how to BAKEon breakfast

2 jokes in a row babyyyyy

What 2 things can you never have for breakfast??

Lunch and Dinner!!!

My day started out great until I woke up

y do people eat cereal for breakfast?

because why not.

I got up one day my neighbor was in my house and was going to take me, and my mom out. I show my mom and my neighbor a trick. They both liked it. I ask my neighbor do you know any tricks he said yes, in matter of fact I could tell you what your mom had for breakfast. I said how well my neighbor lick my mom ass, and ate her pussy out in front me. He told me my mom had pancakes. So we were in the car I ask my neighbor How did you know what my mom had pancakes for breakfast. My neighbor said well that is what your mom made me while we were waiting for you to get up.

how is your cerial o wait.

Why did the cow have for breakfast?

Answer: Muesli

What did the kid with Parkinson drink for breakfast? Milkshake

Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."

My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk

Can you make me a bowl of cereal, oh wait you dad never came back with the milk

I LOVE EGGS

When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.

Prankster is Backster...DANG IT: Hey guys, prank for today is when I lied about feeling sick so I won't have to go to school. Introduction: This prank was commentited a week ago! Around 5:00 a.m. in the morning! 1. I got out some eggs, milk, salt, and a little bit of mashed olives...will those are main ingreidents. 2. I mixed it all up for about 2 mins just make it look really like barf...no going to school today! 3. I put it under the sofa just give it some solid scence to it. 4. I fix my breakfast eggs and becon. Then when my mom comes down I...PULL OUT MY FAKE BARF!!!!! News flash make a fake excuse for her to leave! My excuse is "I need some thing its in my room I don't want to get cause it would wast time" She fell for it. Then I pull out my FAKE barf which looks like real barf. Then you say or I said "Mom I don't feel so good''! News flash: Don't over sell it think about all that boring school work! and guess what she fell for it so I spend all day doing nothing...aboulty nothing! Will thats the prankster anymore pranks you want ask me in the comment section! Byeeeeeeeeeee

I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself

Bf:Hey what ya doing?

Gf:just lying in bed

Bf:just lying in bed?

Gf:and eating cereal

Bf:Ha nice,what would you do if i was in bed next to you...?

Gf:eat my cereal

Bf:i mean if the cereal wasnt there

Gf:id get out of bed and get more cereal

Did you just farting a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably have a mud burrito for breakfast.

Why did kristen stewart farted on the set of Charlie's angels because she ate too much damn chilli for breakfast i made for her i just forgot to put my foot in it.