Breakfast jokes
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.
I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
IHOP.
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.