Breakfast jokes

What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!

I hate cereal, lol.

What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.

I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"

What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.

What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?

10 year olds.

How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!

What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.

What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.

Where do rabbits eat breakfast?

IHOP.

What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

What is the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting up.