What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
IHOP.
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.
