New Breakfast Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

My girlfriend broke up with me this morning and we just started dating yesterday.

Now she's having a breakfast.

What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT

What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK

What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?

LIFE.

*I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.― Steven Wright

The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed.

Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today

What does a serial killer make for breakfast?

Scrambled leggs and toest.

I was looking forward to some toast...

So i took the toaster in the bath with me

My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch and dinner, my secret ingredient though?

It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard

But it’s a hearty meal

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water? cuz there dad never came back with the milk

poop of rabbits is cereal

my dads just like my eggs....runny🤣😭🥺

There was once a kid named Timmy. His father & mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them. They all get under the covers Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood curdling scream. "MOMMY WATCH OUT THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his fathers penis in his mouth and chomps down. Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.