Boss Jokes

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Me: Kills the boss and takes his loot. Everyone else in the office:😱

Bosses are like seagulls. They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.

Why did the female dicktator get fired she had to much dick

I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said "how sick?". I said "well I'm in bed with my 12 year old sister".

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I am your leader

Hey girl are you my boss ‘cause you just gave me a raise #pickupline

The warden is stronger than the ender dragon but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS????

(doesnt have bossbar)

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Once there was a man. A man who had a butt. Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job. But just before the boss was going to hire him he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over the man screamed and jumped out the window. He didn't get the job

a surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery

boss: "we have to let you go."

surgeon: "I protest innocence."

boss: "how?"

surgeon: "I thought to do your job and saving people's lives were two different things."

boss: "get out"

I'll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "

I rang my boss and said I’m really sick I won’t be coming into work, my boss said Davo your sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now? I replied well I’m in bed with my sister!

i'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to new york so i flew them to new york and hit the towers that was a tragic story

a man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs then he says to his boss, i cant handle all of this,.

If theres a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear

Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year

Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track

Attended my bosses funeral to pay my respect, on my way out I leant over his casket and whispered lightly.....'Well look whos thinking Outside the box now'.....