Boss memes

When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.

My boss had the heart of a child.

In a jar. On his desk.

I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."

She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."