I have special needs and I was born with it

u were born on the highway, thats where are all the accidents happen ;)

What do you do when your sister askes you “why are you sad” Reply back with “Because you were born”

Where you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen

When Chinese baby’s are born they should put a sticker on their forehead saying “MADE FROM CHINA”.

Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?

Because it wasn’t born yesterday…

What do Chinese parents hate the most?

A new born daughter…

Once upon a time the three baby was born I 2015 she was always cry for 2015 he loves her born date 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊

you where born on the free way you know why because

thats where alot of accidents happen 😈

if it is some-ones birthday say this for a joke a long time ago in a far away galaxy

YOU WERE BORN!!!

I was born yesterday and I walked down memory lane, I fell over the edge

So a kid asks his dad, " Why was I born?“ The dad replies, " I thought that girl was dead!”

When you were born your mother said, oh what a treasure, your father said, yeah let’s go burry it

boy: i dead girl: is that why your so ugly? boy: no, i was just born this way

Were u born on a highway cause that’s were accident mostly happen

What do you call Anne born in May? A maybee

a Woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.

yo mama so old she was there when moses was born

I was born on the moon. Yeah… My mom was high and dad was down to earth.

why are indians dark? because they are born and bred in chicken curry

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