Born Jokes

I always hated being born a catholic as a kid, the way you have to keep kneeling down, bending over and standing up all within a few minutes of each other while at church, I was always thinking “for God’s sake just pick a position and fuck me”

My dad told me that his dreams were shatterd a few years ago

Then i asked him how many years ago

He replied with ”when were you born?”

Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to because they were born without a penis

Question: How was Covid19 born? Answer:Someone fucked batman😂

I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck? I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born

Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

Why can’t jesus be born in West Virginia

Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

the day after chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital

Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him Sudden Lee.

When Chinese baby’s are born they should put “MADE FROM CHINA”.

Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."

Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.

Teacher: Where were you born? Student: The highway Teacher: What do you mean Student: I don't know my mom says thats were all the accidents happen.

Yo Mama is so huge when she was born everyone died

You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.

When I was born the doctors said , “it’s a boy!” Then when they went to cut the embilical cord, they cut the wrong thing. Then they said , “OH, It’s a girl.”

I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.