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When Chinese baby’s are born they should put a sticker on their forehead saying “MADE FROM CHINA”.

Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?

Because it wasn’t born yesterday 🤭

Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?

Because it wasn’t born yesterday…

you where born on the free way you know why because

thats where alot of accidents happen 😈

if it is some-ones birthday say this for a joke a long time ago in a far away galaxy

YOU WERE BORN!!!

I was born yesterday and I walked down memory lane, I fell over the edge

So a kid asks his dad, " Why was I born?“ The dad replies, " I thought that girl was dead!”

Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?

Because it wasn’t born yesterday

I was born on the moon. Yeah… My mom was high and dad was down to earth.

What do Chinese parents hate the most?

A new born daughter…

yo mama so old she was there when moses was born

yo mama so hairy you got carpet burn when u was born

When you were born your mother said, oh what a treasure, your father said, yeah let’s go burry it

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”

boy: i dead girl: is that why your so ugly? boy: no, i was just born this way

if babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born.

I have a daughter she’s a fan her name is penny… fan she was born on the mountain pen y fan I adopted her because her mum fell of the cliff after birthing penny. It doesn’t matter really penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway

why were you born? because I asked out your mom on accident

daughter:where was i born Dad:Alabama daughter :that is nice mum:We have never been to Alabama Dad:RUN

(This isnt a joke)

There was a homeless family in need for a room. But, The guy said no more rooms because they were Homeless… So, they got into a barn… And, the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. And, Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, That little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.

JESUS CHRIST!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!

There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves. The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mother cow replies, “Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head”. The second calf walks up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?”, to which the mom replies “Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head”. The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”

son:Hey Dad why is my name Dick? Dad: Ohh because a dick fell on you when you were born. son: Ohhhhh so thats why im gay.

Robin asks Batman what are you getting your parents for Christmas Batman gets mad slaps Robin and runs off crying

now you know why Batman beyond was born when Bruce died cause of death: suicide

i f...ed your mom, that’s why i’ve been paying your life support since you were born