Born Jokes

What's the difference between a new born baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but least one gets picked up.

When you were born, you were so ugly, that the doctors slapped your parents. 👏🏻

You were supposed to be born in the tree. The sticks were your siblings.

It said to submit a joke and thats what my mom did when i was born

yesterday i tickled my granddaughters feet she is being born in 2 months

One day a child walks along and asks” mother why am I called butterfly” the mother replies” a butterfly landed on you as a baby” A minute later another child comes along and says” mother why and I called feather” the mother then replied “because a feather fell on your head when you where born” then Brick comes along and says “ ahahhsdjsjskxs”

A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom why is my name Rose?"

The mom responded, "Well you see, when were you born, a rose petal fell on your head."

The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"

The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals on your head."

The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"

The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"

Why are dogs born with balls?

They were having their stick moment when got given birth too

My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.

Why cant you fool an aborted fetus Because it wasn't born yesterday

A girl walks in the room she asks her my why's my name flower her mom said when you were born a flower fell on your head brick walks in the room jasvidnqzkdvsosbd

where are virgins usually born? Virginia

Sonic says if your ever born punch a orphan what are they going to do tell there parents

What do you call a midget born from precum?

"Half Nut"

I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.