Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Born Jokes
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Well we learned our lesson don't make a baby mad...
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
