Born jokes

What is the difference between a black man and Jew?

One was born burnt.

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

What do you call a midget born from precum?

"Half Nut!"

Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?

Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.

One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.

(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)

Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?

'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.

Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.

Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.

If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.

When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.

Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.

My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(

What do Indians call their father when they are born?

Data.

You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.

I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.