Born jokes

Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?

'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.

Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?

Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.

Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.

Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.

If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.

When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?

What is the difference between a black man and Jew?

One was born burnt.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.

What do you call a midget born from precum?

"Half Nut!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.

Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.

My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(

What do Indians call their father when they are born?

Data.

I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!