Born Jokes

Roses are red vilots are blue i was born pretty what happend to you

One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella, the next day, your in court and Cinderella is the witness. ( P.S. she was born to be a drama queen. )

What do you call a person that is both black and Hispanic, and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.

If your born deaf what language would you think in

Mary: If you born pikin (Child) inside shop wetin you go call that pikin(child) Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop

If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a JOKE every day of the year

Were you born on the streets because that’s were most accidents happen

Why did the Dinosaur cross the road Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.

One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV His daughter comes in and says "dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! Its because when you were born a rose peddle fell on your head." "Cool" Rose said.

The second daughter walked in and said "dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied,"Oh! its because when you were a baby, a daisy peddle fell on your head." "Awesome" Daisy said.

The third daughter came in and said "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"

i not going bungi jumping i was born by broken rubber and thats not how im going out

you were born on a road.thats were most accidents happen

I was born yesterday and I walked down memory lane, I fell over the edge

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

My friend said this to me: Were you born on a high way because thats where most accidents happen :(

life is karma... because I was born god gifted me with socially awkwardness, $#!t athletic skills, and stupidity

What do Indians call their father when they are born? Data.