Crispy Juicy Tender, I Just Put My New-Born Son In A Blender
Why did the united nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? Because the french government was using the guillotine on new born babies for circumcision.
What's the difference between a new born baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but least one gets picked up.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A new born daughter...
I thought gender reveal parties were only for new borns, not for teen agers.
