Born Jokes

I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed but I remembered you were adopted...

the biggest inconvenience in 2001 i thought was my brother turns out it was 9/11 i guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was aluh aluckbar

some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians

did you know? about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark

Where you born on the high way that's where most accidents happen

charli trys to roast me: roses are red violets are blue and u look like poo Me: you must of been born on the highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Little boy asked his dad why was he was born black. Father replied, so the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin. Then he asks why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire. So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you. Then what are we doing living in Rochdale. (England)

my sister said that i need to stop with the audited butt:

i got it from her when i was born

What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time wrong tai ming

Me: Hi Jacob Jacob: Hi Me: your parents went to jail for littering when you were born Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH

When ur born on 4/20/69

Who is older than twin towers?billy bob the 1th,he was older than the twin towers he was born 3 minutes before the twin towers and still alive today

I feel bad for the people who were born on April,1 Their life is a joke

I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium