At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
Why did the united nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? Because the french government was using the guillotine on new born babies for circumcision.
mom, mom I'm holding my little brother's hand ..... little Johnny good! but he's not born yet
You’re forehead so big when you were being born the doctors thought you had no face
God: ok so I created adults. And I created how they are supposed to look like from being born to preteen. Satan:(slides in) I’ll take over for you pops. God: I dunno....this is very delicate work. Just one wrong thing can ruin the system. Satan: don’t worry your beard off! (Pats his back) I’ll just do the ages from 12 to 18! God: Hmm...I’m still not-(Gets a call on his phone) shoot I got to take this. (Answers call) don’t touch anything Lucifer! (Walks away) Satan:.......(just touches lightly and alarms start blaring. He squeaks and runs away) God:(rushes in) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?! God:(tries fixing problems. Only gets alarms off) fuck me........ God:....(sighs) fine it’ll stay. We’ll just call it....puberty
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed but I remembered you were adopted...
yo mama so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her face then at her butt and said Twins!
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor tried to put her back in.
the biggest inconvenience in 2001 i thought was my brother turns out it was 9/11 i guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was aluh aluckbar
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday
Who is the definition of a natural born cocksucker A bisexuality male or a homosexual male or a bisexual female or a heterosexual female ? A physically disabled heterosexual male
some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians
did you know? about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark
Where you born on the high way that's where most accidents happen
When ur born on 4/20/69
Me: Hi Jacob Jacob: Hi Me: your parents went to jail for littering when you were born Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time wrong tai ming
Who is older than twin towers?billy bob the 1th,he was older than the twin towers he was born 3 minutes before the twin towers and still alive today
What's the difference between a new born baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but least one gets picked up.
You're so ugly that when you were born your mother asked "how does my little treasure look", and the doctor replied, I think we should bury it immediately.
