Body jokes
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?
Pretty nuts!
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
Memes
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
What did the first guy say to the second?
Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
Yo mama fat as fuck.
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"