Body jokes
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
Memes
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
What did the first guy say to the second?
Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
Yo mama fat as fuck.
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
A woman wakes up in a hospital after an accident and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
And the doctor says, "I know, I amputated your arms."
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!