Body jokes

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I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"

Wanking.

My penis is on fire.

Why did the guy's birthday party stink?

Because he was turning farty!

I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.

I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.

Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?

It took my sole.

Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.

My ass itches.

Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."

Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.

Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.

Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared of being alone. She said, "Sure, just don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what are those?" She replied, "Those are just headlights." He looked down and said, "What is that?" She said, "That's just a bush." The next day, mommy wasn't home, so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said, "Okay, but don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what is that?" His papa replied, "That's just a snake." Later that night, he asked to sleep with his parents. They said, "Okay, just don't look under the covers." After a while, he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed, "Mom, turn on the headlights, the snake is in the bush!"

Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.

What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?

Finding out it was traced.