Body jokes
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.