Body jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.