Body jokes
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
My penis is on fire.
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.
Have a steamy meme, Enjoy.
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
The butt quack one.
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.
Boner.
Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."