Body jokes

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Wanna see my pp again?

Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.

My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.

My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.

Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?

The grass was tickling his balls.

It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.

You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.

What does the word circumcise mean?

Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.

There are 206 bones in the human body.

207 when I'm at a nursery.

Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.

You have a father figure.

Why do women have two sets of lips?

I kiss both.

I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Unshakeable.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."

Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!

What do you do if your dick is smoking?

Get your mum to lick it.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.