Body jokes
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.