What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard??
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?"
His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake."
The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights."
One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab
when you look exactaly like your dead cousin and every body thinks she faked her death
FUCKING MENT
