Body jokes
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.