Body jokes

Why do women have two sets of lips?

I kiss both.

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

Toes for hoes.

I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.

Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.

Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.

You have a father figure.

It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.

There are 206 bones in the human body.

207 when I'm at a nursery.

You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.

What does the word circumcise mean?

Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.

A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.

My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.

My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.

Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?

The grass was tickling his balls.

Where would the next Formula race happen?

Answer: On your flat chest.

I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.

What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?

Both get hard when we play with them.