What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
Body Jokes
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
