Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Wanna see my pp again?
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
