Body jokes
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
Memes
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.