Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
what has a head a tail but no body?
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Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Boobies!
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Poop and balls through the walls!
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
