Body jokes
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
I have a fat ass.
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
Alpha Kenny body?
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
What happens when you have dry elbows at work?
You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.