Body jokes

Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?

A: Because they are humerus.

Butthole.

What did the man's dick say to the man?

I just can't "hand"le it!

I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.

A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."

What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?

A belly button.

My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"

No witnesses.

"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)

I have a fat ass.

How do you make a body disappear?

You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!

P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.

You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!

The other person: Who?

You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.

Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.

Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?

Because they don't have them on the inside.

Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.

What did Steven Harkens have to eat?

His shoulders.

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.