Body jokes

Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

Toes for hoes.

I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.

How do you make a body disappear?

You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!

P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.

What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?

One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.

What's a cow's strongest part of their body?

Their "calves"!