What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
Alpha Kenny body?
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
