Body jokes

What did the man's dick say to the man?

I just can't "hand"le it!

Why is the penis so light?

Because even thots can lift them.

Butthole.

"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."

"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"

I have a fat ass.

"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)

Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.

I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.

Alpha Kenny body?

Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.

There are 206 bones in the human body.

207 when I'm at a nursery.

Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.

You have a father figure.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.

I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Unshakeable.