Body jokes
I sucked your mom's anus.
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
Dick in my mouth.
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
What did the dick say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
You don't need brains to be a Boss.
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
If it's true what they say and I quote, "God never gives you more than you can handle," then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.