Witchcraft jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
What's a witch's favorite subject?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.