Witchcraft jokes
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism?
It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.