Body jokes

Why don't butts get along?

Because they can't stand each other's cheek!

How does a booty stay in shape?

It works its glutes off!

What’s a booty’s favorite game?

Hide and cheek.

Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!

What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

My friend asked me:

Friend: "How much is your body worth?"

Me: "1 million."

Friend: "1 million dollars?!"

Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."

Friend: "Oh."

Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"

My dog got stuck in my ass, help!

Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?

Because they don't have titties.

Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.

I know a baby carrot when I see one.

What do you call a dick that's too small to see?

Tick-tack dick.

What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?

A xylophone.

Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.

What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?

Eileen.

Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.

My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!

My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.

🙍🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!

🙇🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*

🙇🏼‍♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!

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