Body jokes
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
Boobies!
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
Memes
on god
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
Suck my balls!
Does breath smell like 🍑?
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
I have a body count of 7.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!