Body jokes
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
When the nlgga is farting!!!
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
I have a body count of 7.
Jelianis' forehead😈
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Boobies!
Dick in my mouth.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.