Body jokes
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
Poop and balls through the walls!
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Memes
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Boobies!
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Dick in my mouth.
When the nlgga is farting!!!
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Ball stretcher.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.