Body jokes
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
I have a body count of 7.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!