Body jokes
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
Memes
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because theyβve got your back!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
Whatβs a bootyβs favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
My friend asked me:
Friend: "How much is your body worth?"
Me: "1 million."
Friend: "1 million dollars?!"
Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."
Friend: "Oh."
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.