Body jokes
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Your face.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...