Farts.
Body Jokes
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
Your face.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
Lol, I have a teeny black dick.
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.
I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras, but then I heard popping behind me!
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She didn't have any arms, remember!
An obese kid farts.
