Body jokes
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
I farted.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
Your face.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!