Body jokes
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
Lick my nut.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
A woman was sitting alone at a bar, and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sad. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.
The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks, they decided to go back to her place.
When they arrived, she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time, she burst open her bedroom door and said, "I hope you're ready!"
She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand, and a 12-inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.
The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"
She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."
The dude replied, "While you were in there, I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants, and came on your curtains. It's been fun!"
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
A girl has small balls.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Toes for hoes.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.