Body jokes
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
Farts.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
Your face.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
Lol, I have a teeny black dick.
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!