Body jokes
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.
The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
My peepee was big, now it's small.