Body jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
My peepee was big, now it's small.
Sonic Boom in my ass.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.