Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Body Jokes
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Poor Bubba got burnt up so bad in a house fire that the coroner needed someone to identify the body. So Bubba's two best friends (the three were inseparable) agreed. The first friend said, "Hard to tell, can you turn him over?" The coroner looked perplexed but did so. "Nope, that's not Bubba." The second friend said, "He's burnt up pretty bad, can you roll him over again?" The coroner didn't understand but rolled him over anyway. "Nope, that's not him." Pretty confused, the coroner asked, "How can you tell it's not him by rolling him over?" "Well, you see, Bubba had two assholes." "Impossible," the coroner replied. The friends said, "I don't know, but every time we went to town, everyone would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.'"
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
I would tell a scoliosis joke.
But that would be completely out of line.
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.
This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.
Read the directions.
1. Type how she makes you feel.
2. Type how you would fuck her.
3. Any type of sex is aloud.
4. Remember to send pics as well.
5. Enjoy.
Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Lick my nut.
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was pegged.
