Body jokes
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
I have a body count of 7.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
Eat my ass!
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.