Body jokes
Eat my ass!
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Poor Bubba got burnt up so bad in a house fire that the coroner needed someone to identify the body. So Bubba's two best friends (the three were inseparable) agreed. The first friend said, "Hard to tell, can you turn him over?" The coroner looked perplexed but did so. "Nope, that's not Bubba." The second friend said, "He's burnt up pretty bad, can you roll him over again?" The coroner didn't understand but rolled him over anyway. "Nope, that's not him." Pretty confused, the coroner asked, "How can you tell it's not him by rolling him over?" "Well, you see, Bubba had two assholes." "Impossible," the coroner replied. The friends said, "I don't know, but every time we went to town, everyone would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.'"
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
I would tell a scoliosis joke.
But that would be completely out of line.
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.