Body jokes

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?

You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.

Me: I have an arrow in my head.

My friend: What's the point of that?

Me: Of the arrow?

Friend: No!

Me: Probably the flint.

Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.

Eat my ass!

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.

Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.

Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!

Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.

There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.

What do you call a man with no legs?

Hangman.

Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.

When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"

Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.

Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?

Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.

Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

"Together we can stop this shit!"