Body jokes
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
A man is with his friend in a bar.
The friend, out of the blue, asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"
Nervous, the man looks away.
The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."
The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh... I thought you saw inside the basement..."
"Wait, wha..."
"What?"
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.
Dad: What's boofa?
Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.
Weenis long.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
I wear a nose on my forehead.
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.