Body jokes
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
Big penis.
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.
Roses are red, the grass is greener,
Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
Joe Mama has a chode.
What's the difference between acne and the Pope?
Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!