Body jokes
What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!
My pp.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Yo mama so fat, COW!
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
What flowers are on your face?
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants.
A guy walks by and says, "Pardon me sir, but you've got a wheel hanging down your pants." The pirate responds, "I know. It's driving me nuts!"
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
I slit my wrists.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
Pooooooooooop!
Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have?
Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you.
Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you?
Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.
Ryan and his mother had cookies that day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan.