Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Kasper has a tiny penis.
Did you hear about the guy who got his left side chopped off?
Well, he’s all right now!
Hmmm.
What did the lungs say to the cigar?
"You take my breath away..."
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trom-bone 😂
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
I got shot once. Now I'm holey.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
so my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her and she started to cry.So I'd told her a 'single' joke then she said," Go and fucking die you insensitive bitch!". I later said," ugh, fine as your BFF I will break his body for you-happy now?". She said," *sniff* yes".
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
