Body jokes
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.
Roses are red, the grass is greener,
Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
Joe Mama has a chode.
What's the difference between acne and the Pope?
Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!
It's all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”
Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.