Body jokes
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
Joe Mama has a chode.
What's the difference between acne and the Pope?
Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!
It's all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”
Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.
Your face.
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.