Body jokes
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
What's the difference between a priest and a zit?
A: One waits until you're twelve to cum on your face.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
"Igma is my balls."
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
My dick is hard, what's your name?
I farted. LOL.
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
I needed a test on if I'm pregnant. Then the doc said, "Take your pants down." Then he put his penis in my vagina and said, "Now you are pregnant."
Q: How do you get a one armed person out of a tree?
A: You wave at them.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
PP in the poo poo.