Body jokes
Q: How do you get a one armed person out of a tree?
A: You wave at them.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
PP in the poo poo.
Anal sex is for A**holes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My penis.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
My hips can't move, but Heineken.
I sucked your mom's anus.
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."