Body jokes

Nobody knows how bad you smell.

My dick is hard, what's your name?

I farted. LOL.

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.

I needed a test on if I'm pregnant. Then the doc said, "Take your pants down." Then he put his penis in my vagina and said, "Now you are pregnant."

Q: How do you get a one armed person out of a tree?

A: You wave at them.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)

What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...

Let the bodies hit the floor.

What do you call a person with no eyebrows?

Ms. Burgos.

What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"

A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"

The son: "I don't know, can I?"

The mom: "May you?"

The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"

Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!

PP in the poo poo.

Anal sex is for A**holes.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

My penis.

What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?

"Together we can stop this shit."

I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!

My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.

Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!

Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.

My hips can't move, but Heineken.