What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
Body Jokes
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
Read this and you're gay.
Depression has been entered into your body.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.
When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"
The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"
The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"
The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"
The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
I was in a toxic relationship. After some time, my girlfriend died. Her name was Happy. Still got no clue of her body, and here I am lying on the bed so fucking happy.
Lol, I have a teeny black dick.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."
Your mum's got big tits.
