Blue

Blue Jokes

Things we all do:

Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish", and the Clownfish "Nemo fish" 🤣

I do this too often!!

The man told the women “Roses are red violets are blue you suck cock and you enjoy it too.” Then she said that true.

Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.

My favorite dark joke are orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now)

Obi wan be like to earth maul lightsabers are blue lightsabers are red I cut you in half why the fuck aren’t you dead

In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue. He sat on a rock, tckled his cock, until it turned red white and blue