What is green and blue?
Grass and the sky.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!
Jay and Andrew are best friends who are almost alike. The difference between them both is Jay is poor and well... Andrew, on the other hand, is suck-a-dick poor. Let me explain, Jay wakes up in his room, walks to the kitchen, and asks his mom, Lisa (I call her Lisa now, btw), if there is anything to eat. "No, bitch!" she replies, so Jay drinks a glass of milk and goes back to bed.
Now Andrew... wakes up, jumps out of bed, and he's in the kitchen. He sees his mom fixing some food for work after a long hard night of giving her husband blue balls. "Anything left for me, Mother?" Andrew asks. "Sorry, Honey, I have to eat to put food on the table and to get the running again." *so she goes to work, taking her time* Andrew sits by his bedside and says to himself, "Man... I'd suck a dick for some water right now." *his mom storms back after hearing what he had said* "I'll buy you a soda if you do my first customer for me!"
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
Roses are red violets are blue my heart is dead I’m such a fool
Roses are red violets are blue cause comes near my Willy
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
Rose's are red violets are blue fortnite is dead so are you (I have no friends because all of my friends play fortgay just like my friends all of them are gay)
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Once I'm done choking you,
You will be too.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
