Blue jokes
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
What is black and blue and really hates sex? The six-year-old in my basement.
Uranus is blue.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color? A: Blue stop signs.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.