Blueface baby
Roses are red Violets are blue two gay lovers find out they are brothers
How do you make a pink smurf
You peel the skin off
What is blue and wiggling on my floor? A baby in a bag
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth? You get a good connection
whats black blue and red laying in ditch you after you disrespect me
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
A man is with his friend in a bar.
The friend, out of the blue, asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"
Nervous, the man looks away.
The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."
The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh... I thought you saw inside the basement..."
"Wait, wha..."
"What?"
what is red white and blue and makes me proud to live in this country? the baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
Q. What color where Mohammed Atta’s eyes? A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
Roses are red your penis is blue the bed sheet has turned a different color too.
Ok rose are red violets are blue barney looks better then you
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do, oh never mind I'm not homo like you
When you pull out but the baby's face turns blue
Roses are red... Orphanes are blue... I killed the preist so i could rape them to.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? - in Washington D.C.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Goes to school with blue suppresed pistol #1victory royals
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
