What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar. They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements. The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.” The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.” The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”
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what do you call a blonde? A piss-head
what is the diffrence between a blond and a nazi
the blond survived
Why did two 👱♂️ 👱♂️ dumb 👱♂️ 👱♂️ blondes put condoms on the cow's udders 🐄 because they wanted the 🐄 cow to practice safe sex
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette? Your camera.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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I jump off a cliff and said i hate u dumb blond and eagle...Then i said to my wife were done Blondie and said to my friend ur a dumbhead eagle!.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL? Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
I saw a girl with blond hair. she was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw. So I ran up to her feeling hot
why couldn't the blonde dial 911? She couldn't find the 11
what do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want? womxn
Blonde starts new job at local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.... The gentleman has a good look round before saying to the blonde 'it looks perfect....But Cargo space?' To which she instantly replied 'Oh I'm Sorry sir, Car only for road.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? Refrigerators don't que*f when you pull your meat out.
why cat blonds make ice they forgot the recipe
blonde: can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth) me: naw (drake turn/dab)
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”.
