Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again? Little Johnny: I had to be their for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Made by Evie and Peyton and Peyton’s Mom
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sisters, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughter. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
Y is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations
Everything is made in China, except babies... they are made in Vachina.
Yo Mama is so huge when she was born everyone died
When ur born on 4/20/69
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one get one free
Me: Hi Jacob Jacob: Hi Me: your parents went to jail for littering when you were born Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time wrong tai ming
I watched a documentary called Redline Carrera: birth of the memes. It all started with Paul Walker.
Who is older than twin towers?billy bob the 1th,he was older than the twin towers he was born 3 minutes before the twin towers and still alive today
Ever seen twins? If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
my sister said that i need to stop with the audited butt:
i got it from her when i was born
What did the mom say when her child came out? "The head was so big"
When your parents say we are sorry that you are here what do you think of that. I THINK THAT YOUR AN ACCIDENT!
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
When you were born, you were so ugly, that the doctors slapped your parents. 👏🏻
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger."
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!!!"
It said to submit a joke and thats what my mom did when i was born
yesterday i tickled my granddaughters feet she is being born in 2 months
