A boy breaks a vase and his mom says its ok honey mistakes happen how do you think you were born
if mistakes make people human than your parents must have been alligators before you were born
Teacher: Where were you born? Student: The highway Teacher: What do you mean Student: I don't know my mom says thats were all the accidents happen.
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks why is my name daisy? The mom says because when you were born a daisy fell on your head. The second kid asks their mom why is my name butterfly? The mom says because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head. Then the third kid yells ahjoejienfkef. The mom says shut up brick!
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
Your Birth Certificate is an apology from the Condom factory
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When I was born the doctors said , “it’s a boy!” Then when they went to cut the embilical cord, they cut the wrong thing. Then they said , “OH, It’s a girl.”
your adopted
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Alabama. Every time there's a family reunion a baby is born 9 months later.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
So a woman gives birth to a child and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down and starts swinging it around the room and slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go you sick bastard!”, and the doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
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My parents told me I was born on the highway.
Aparently that’s where most accidents happen.
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child. Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," say Satan. "What is it?" The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl." Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?" The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
I said to my pregnant wife push darling , come on push harder dear , no she wasn't giving birth the bloody car would not start .
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
mom, mom I'm holding my little brother's hand ..... little Johnny good! but he's not born yet
