Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
There are more than two genders.
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
