Biology jokes
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Bonnie Blue's son could win a science fair just by participating.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.