Biology jokes
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.