Biology

Biology jokes

Mitosis

What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)

Octopus

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?

I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.

Microwave

What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?

They both make a sound at the end.

Diarrhea

Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?

Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!

Sex

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.

Nut

Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?

Thing 2: I don't know, what?

Thing 1: One gets hard faster.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.

Day

A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...

An apple has a family tree.