Biology jokes
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
Memes
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Mushroom.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!