Biology jokes
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
NIGGAAA
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What is the difference between a human and a human?
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
David? Mitosis.
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.