Biology jokes
I farted.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.