Biology jokes
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Daughter: So, I got my period.
Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying!
Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying?
Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to another day.
Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically.)
Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless, obviously.)
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish with no eyes.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
No matter how black the person is, that cum will still be the whitest thing you'll ever see.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
What is the difference between a tree?
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!