Biology jokes
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.