Biology jokes
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet? They only have 4.
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
Q. What do you call a baby born six months early?
A. A miscarriage.