Biology jokes
Daughter: So, I got my period.
Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying!
Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying?
Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to another day.
Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically.)
Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless, obviously.)
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
Mushroom?
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."