Biology jokes
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
this is so funny lol
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?