Biology jokes
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Memes
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.