A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
Biology Jokes
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What's the useless skin around the vagina? A woman.
