Biology jokes

What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.

Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?

They have parents.

Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

A. Because it has a silent pee.

If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.

Now ain't that cool?

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Nothing, they can't talk.

Why are Amoebas so bad at math?

Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.

Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.

Mitosis!!!!!! >:)

Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because its pee is silent.

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

What do orgasms and pulses have in common?

I don’t care if they have either of them.

What do you call 8 x 3.14?

Octopi.

"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?

Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.

What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can’t hear an enzyme.

If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?

"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?

A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.

Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?