Biology jokes
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodnight Grandma. Goodbye Grandpa!
Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?
Child: I just felt like it.
The next day, the Grandpa is dead.
Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.
Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodbye Grandma.
Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?
Child: I just felt like it.
The next day, the Grandma is dead.
Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.
Child: Goodnight Mommy, Goodbye Daddy!
Dad: Oh no. If I survive until tomorrow, everything will be okay!
Survives until tomorrow.
Dad: Whew! That was nice! *Goes to house*
Mom: Honey! I was so worried about you! The mailman just dropped dead on our porch!
(If you don't get it, the mailman is the biological father)
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.