Biology jokes
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
Memes
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m