Biology jokes

If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.

Now ain't that cool?

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Nothing, they can't talk.

Mitosis!!!!!! >:)

Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because its pee is silent.

What's the difference between you and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

What do orgasms and pulses have in common?

I don’t care if they have either of them.

Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.

Why are camels known as ships of the desert?

Because they’re full of Arab semen.

A genealogist looks at the family tree.

A gynecologist looks up the family bush.

What did God say when he made the first woman?

"Where is your dick at?"

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?

A zom-BEE.

My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.

I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.

What do you call 8 x 3.14?

Octopi.

"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?

Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?

"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."

What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?

A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.

What do you call a skeleton's omelet?

A bonelet.