Biology jokes
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
this is so funny lol
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
What is the difference between a human and a can?
A human can walk and a can cannot walk.
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
David? Mitosis.
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.