Biology jokes
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What's the useless skin around the vagina? A woman.
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
Memes
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet all the koalifications!
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.