Biology jokes
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What's the useless skin around the vagina? A woman.
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
Memes
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet all the koalifications!