Biology jokes
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
What's the useless skin around the vagina? A woman.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!