What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
Biology Jokes
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet all the koalifications!
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
