Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
