Biology jokes
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
What's the useless skin around the vagina? A woman.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!