What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
Ur adopted.
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies
On Paxomedy channel I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting. I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dag down the issue it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch and that was the beginning of their fight and wierd enough the Cock won! I went to congratulate the winner but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldnt have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA? A: Do these genes make my butt look fat?💩
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
That chromosome gon leave just like your hairline 😗😮😮
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
