Bigness jokes

Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!

I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.

What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?

They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.

My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."

Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?

Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.

Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.

The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."

She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"

What did your mom get for Christmas?

A big black horse dildo.

Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.

Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!

What is big and stupid?

The Titanic.

I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.

America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"

UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.

America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?

Catching BIG BASS.

I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.

I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.

Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.

What's big and round?

Mine and not yours.

Charlie likes big, black chocolate.

Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!

A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.

After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.

And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"

God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"