Bigness Jokes

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A man was almost about to drown. A boat say "Do u need help?" And he said no. After the boat left, another boat came to the sea. And they asked if he needed help. And he said no. And he asked God "Why didn't u help me?" God said "I sended u 2 big boats, you dummy!

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?

Catching BIG BASS

I was in sahara desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, pionel pessi the debut man came to my rescue👨‍🚒 He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles, "big games" he replied. Thanks for saving my life my idol.

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Minecraft YouTube but I can sing Believer!

YouTube but I making a first video in YouTube.

And I record all the Minecraft Videos and a upload.

Ooohh! To try it and a upload. Ooohh!

I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.

I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me you told me you told me you told me.

Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.

It's time to kill the ender dragon, go in to the.

END!

Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!

Knock him down, Knock him down, Believer, Believer!

Axe it's head, Axe it's head.

Axe it's head defeat him.

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I have a daughter she’s a fan her name is penny..... fan she was born on the mountain pen y fan I adopted her because her mum fell of the cliff after birthing penny. It doesn’t matter really penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway