Bigness jokes

I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.

A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"

The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."

"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.

This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"

The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"

Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"

I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.

Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!

I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.

Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?

What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?

They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.

My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."

Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.

Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.

The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."

She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"

What did your mom get for Christmas?

A big black horse dildo.

Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!

What is big and stupid?

The Titanic.

Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.

I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.

A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.

After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.

And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"

God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"

Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!

Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.