Bigness jokes

Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.

Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.

Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!

When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"

The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."

I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.

"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.

This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"

The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"

Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"

I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.

Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!

I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.

Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?

My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."

Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.

Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.

The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."

She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"

What did your mom get for Christmas?

A big black horse dildo.

Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!

What is big and stupid?

The Titanic.