Bigness jokes
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
Man's got that big bati, you know.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly, the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course.
The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, "I'll tell you about what you saw yesterday. You know, Dad has a big belly, and that's why Mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat." The little boy says, "But Mama, that does not make any difference." "Oh no?" the mom asks. "No," says the little boy, "When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and she blows his belly up again!"
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.