Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
Why are cows ๐ฎ so big? To scare babies ๐ถ.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
Why canโt orphans go on go big or go home?
Cuz theyโd always have to go big as they have no home.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was mount chiliad
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I canโt even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
