Bigness jokes
I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach, so I walked up to her and said, "LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!"
I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
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I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."