Bigness jokes
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
Man's got that big bati, you know.
Why is there a big old gay parade on one of the first days of summer?
Pride always cometh before the fall.
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.
Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
I love big hot sexy men.
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
One day, I'm going to Malta to a big hotel. In the morning, I go down to eat breakfast. I tell the waitress I want two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her I want a piece. She says, "Go to the toilet." I say, "You don't understand. I want a piece on my plate." She says, "You better not piss on your plate, you son of a bitch." I don't even know the lady, and she calls me a son of a bitch.
I don't need this shit!!
Later, I go to eat at the big restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fork. I tell her I wanted a fork. She tells me everyone wanna fuck. I say, "You don't understand, I want a fork on my table." She says, "You better not fuck on the table, you son of a bitch." I don't even know the lady, and she calls me a son of a bitch.
I don't need this shit!
So, I go back to my room in a hotel, and there are no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him I want a sheet. He tells me, go to the toilet. I say, "You don't understand, I want a sheet on my bed." He says, "You better not shit on my bed, you son of a bitch."
I go to the checkout, and the man at the desk says, 'Peace on you.' I say, 'Piss on you too, you son of a bitch. I'm going back to Italia. Arrivederci!'
I don't need this shit!
Moral of the story, don't go to Australia with a Korean accent.