Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"
The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"
Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.
