Bigness jokes

Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.

I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”

He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”

What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?

"What's the big dill?"

Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!

Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!

Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!

Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...

My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.

I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.

When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"

The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."

Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!

Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!

Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.

Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."

Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.

Me.

You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.