Bigness jokes
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
Little Johnny is walking in the hallway and goes in his brother's room and catches him watching something, so he asks, "What you watching?" His brother replies, "Nothing," and drops his phone. But then he gets a text from his teacher, who texted him a picture of her naked, saying, "After school come fuck me." So Johnny looks and says, "Ew, I'm telling Mom," and he ran with his brother's phone and showed his mom, and his mom said, "Ok, Johnny, I'll take care of you brother," and she told him to leave, and he did.
And his brother ran in his mom's room naked, and his mom said, "Oh, that's big. How about you do what your teacher told you to do to her, to me?" And a few hours later, Johnny heard weird noises coming from the room, so he walked in and saw them (his brother and mom) having sex, so he closed the door and walked away.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!