Bigness jokes

Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?

"What's the big dill?"

My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.

Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.

Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.

Me.

You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.

Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.

Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!

"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.

When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.

A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"

The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."

This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"

The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"

Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"

I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.

Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!

I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.

What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?

They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.

My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."