Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Bigness Jokes
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Big mummy milkers...
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
