Bigness jokes
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
A guy goes in to get some tests done. The doctor comes out and says, "I got good news and bad news." The guy says, "Ok, let's get the bad news out of the way." The doctor says, "The tests came back positive. You got two weeks to live." The guy says, "Oh My God!! Then what the hell is the good news?" Doctor says "You see that nurse over there, the one with the big tits? I'm screwin' her."
What's big and black?
My balls.
I only trust people that like big butts.
Memes
A guy goes to the store to buy thyme.
When he got back to put the thyme away he realized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing, it was just a big waste of your thyme.
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.