Bigness jokes
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
A guy goes in to get some tests done. The doctor comes out and says, "I got good news and bad news." The guy says, "Ok, let's get the bad news out of the way." The doctor says, "The tests came back positive. You got two weeks to live." The guy says, "Oh My God!! Then what the hell is the good news?" Doctor says "You see that nurse over there, the one with the big tits? I'm screwin' her."
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
What's big and black?
My balls.
I only trust people that like big butts.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
A guy goes to the store to buy thyme.
When he got back to put the thyme away he realized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing, it was just a big waste of your thyme.
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
Big mummy milkers...
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.