Bigness jokes
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
A guy goes in to get some tests done. The doctor comes out and says, "I got good news and bad news." The guy says, "Ok, let's get the bad news out of the way." The doctor says, "The tests came back positive. You got two weeks to live." The guy says, "Oh My God!! Then what the hell is the good news?" Doctor says "You see that nurse over there, the one with the big tits? I'm screwin' her."
I only trust people that like big butts.
What's big and black?
My balls.
Memes
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
A guy goes to the store to buy thyme.
When he got back to put the thyme away he realized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing, it was just a big waste of your thyme.
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Big mummy milkers...
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!