Bigness jokes

What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?

"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"

A guy goes in to get some tests done. The doctor comes out and says, "I got good news and bad news." The guy says, "Ok, let's get the bad news out of the way." The doctor says, "The tests came back positive. You got two weeks to live." The guy says, "Oh My God!! Then what the hell is the good news?" Doctor says "You see that nurse over there, the one with the big tits? I'm screwin' her."

A guy goes to the store to buy thyme.

When he got back to put the thyme away he realized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing, it was just a big waste of your thyme.

Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.

Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.

What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?

You are so butty-ful!

What's big and black?

My balls.

I only trust people that like big butts.

Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.

Aaron: Why?

Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.

Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.

Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.

Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.

He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.

"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021

Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.

Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!

What's big, black, and touches children?

Harambe.

When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."

Big mummy milkers...